Whoa Nelly

Nelly Furtado has a new album out; it's her post-baby, post-break-up, no-longer-like-a-bird third album.

I caught her live performance on So You Think You Can Dance last week (that's right, it's high culture or nothing for me). Nelly, wearing a strange sort-of onesy-culotte thing busted a move with Timbaland on Promiscuous. Lots of cooing and flirting and very little actual, um, singing going on.

Here's my question: who decided it would be a good idea to turn sweet little Canuck Nelly into a cheaper version of Fergie from the Black-Eyed Peas? Seriously, what the hell happened here? If she starts singing about her 'lady lumps', it's time for an intervention! Get that gal some timbits and a double-double, pronto!