Oscar Hostage

If it wasn't going to be Ricky Gervais, Neil Patrick Harris or a return to Jon Stewart (who, I think, most of us at home found a lot funnier than the folks at the Kodak did), you could do a lot worse than picking the slamdunk combo of Alec Baldwin and Steve Martin - smart, smug, a little absurd. Sounds about right to me. And if it means we get to see some Tina Fey into the bargain, I'm sold.

Now, if we could just get them to add a best comedy or musical category instead of this lame 10-best-movies-so-we-could-pretend-to-consider-actual-hits thing they've got going on.