So Unsexy

Maxim Magazine - usually obsessed with who is sexy (Jessica Biel, apparently) - has taken a short diversion to declare once and for all who is not sexy. Their answer: Sarah Jessica Parker.

I love SJP. But I can't say I'm surprised. Lots of women and gay men love SJP. Because she dresses for and courts the approval of women and gay men. Straight men, well, they tend not to get it. Typically, if they watched Sex and the City, it was for the sex, not the fashion. And for them, SJP just isn't hot in a nubile Scarlett Johansson kind of way. Or, as the weary hubby would say when asked about SJP's elusive appeal: "Nah - way too pointy."

But is SJP really less sexy than, oh say, Teri Hatcher?