To be continued

Blogging will return... I promise... after this damn course if over.

In the meantime, watch Pussycat Dolls: The Search for the Next Doll. It's absolutely ridiculous, in that creepy, voyeuristic, cheestastic reality-TV kind of way. How they found 9 girls who's lifelong dream was to tart themselves up as a backup singer/stripper is amazing to me. More amazing - the founder of the Pussycat Dolls is more tranny-like than even Tyra Banks. More amazing still - the choreographer is quite simply the girliest guy who ever lived. Miss jay from Top Model, totally butch next to this guy. Certainly, he's way girlier than any of the wannabe Pussycat Dolls. Yet more amazing - how host Mark McGrath gets through his lines without screaming "I used to be a rock star, damn it!! How did I get here?!?" And finally, most amazing, that 'Lil Kim is the official Paula Abdul of the judging panel - and gives the girls advice on what it takes to make it. Lots of plastic surgery and an affair with a heavy-set, married, soon-to-be-killed rapper? Nice.

Check it out. Even my friend Amy approves. Grab your feather boa and settle in.